As part of my series of posts helping mums and families save money this month with ANZ Febusave, today I’m looking at what not to buy when you or someone you know is “up the duff.” I’m a mum of four children, and I thought I’d seen it all. But the stuff some stores will make you think you need as an expectant parent are so ridiculous it astounds me. While you might not go so far as to put the baby to sleep in a drawer, or bathe it every time in the kitchen sink (as many will tell you is a great way to save some dollars – just make sure you don’t close the drawer into the chest, and that you wash up the plates in the sink first), there are plenty of bits and pieces around that either cost way too much money, are plain unnecessary – or both. If there is such a thing as baby brain, it doesn’t need to extend to wallet pain.
I’ve chosen three things that have easy, inexpensive alternatives. I wonder what other things you think are a complete waste of money?
The pregnancy pillow
It’s certainly not worth the approximately $50 price they’re going to gouge you for it if you buy it anywhere from Amazon to Target to Kmart and beyond.
(And by the way, who wants a pregnancy pillow in army commando camouflage?)
But what makes these $64 pj’s qualify as particularly nursing-friendly attire?
The amazing fact that you can pull the front of the V-neck to the side for easy access to the breast. Right. Unlike the $10 non-nursing pj’s you can get at Target?
Now, if you want to spoil yourself and sleep in something pretty and expensive, then go for it. But don’t go fooling us that these pyjamas are anything other than a normal pair of expensive pj’s. And please, use a model who looks like she’s had a baby. You could perhaps add some throw-up on the shoulder. (PS: If you’ve just had a baby and you look like this, then congratulations – and talk to the hand.)
My final overpriced way of fleecing the new mum is not meant to be contentious. While the debate can carry on about breastfeeding in public, I’ve got one particular issue with the supposed cost involved in doing so that isn’t a social one.
Designer nursing covers
And heck, if you want to use something to cover yourself up a little while you do it, that’s your business. But if you’re willing to shell out $50 for something that is nothing more than a piece of square material with a strap to go around your neck, then you’re loopy. A simple lightweight Newborn Clothes is easier to manage, and costs a couple of dollars (and you’ll get heaps of them given to you anyway). By the way, if it goes around your neck, I have a hard time understanding how you can have eye contact with your child, which is a pretty big deal in breastfeeding. So this isn’t just stupidly expensive, it’s impractical too. I guess it’s called the Bebe Au Lait nursing cover. So it’s fancy?